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Have you scouted for a good-looking daddy or damn pretty girl from the college of accountancy? … Let’s wait! … haven’t you seen one? If there’s one, that’s a freshmen or she pampered her face with thick makeup. haha! Every student in our college deteriorates….faster. Physically yes!

 You would take the Ustet with great smiles, nice face and you could be having a good figure, then you checked out that you passed your Fine Arts course (that’s a sample!) and unbelievingly accepted in the accountancy program! Sarcastically and could be a fact, you choose accountancy over the other program. That’s where you’re dilemma starts. If stress is a human, it will stalk you all over the place!

Let’s enumerate where stress always date you:

1. Enrollment. Fabulous… happy new friends and freaking hot enrollment lines. (FYI: meron ng online enrollment today).

2. First year- your high school algebra is your nightmare during the first semester. Including the raw scores you would be needing and the 2.5 GWA just to continue your residence in the college. That’s a piece of cake huh!! But wait there’s more! You’ll be having a basic accounting course in the second semester for free!! Yes for free!! But again there’s more, you would need for a 2.5 grade for your accounting class, and that’s absolutely damn free!! And then what all have you got? Stress for free. Not to include other bonus subjects… they’re quite lovely to fail and has stress ingredient.

3. Second Year- Ow! You’re still there. Amazing. You’re not a MA studs (be thankful if youre transferred from this program than be debarred). And you’re not debarred. Amazingly you passed because you ask some divine providence from your classmate. And here come the stress part, you start your class with accounting again with “the hell is this basic?”, and yes still basic! Again you’ll meet accounting again but improving your status. You are now with financial accounting with full stress to the next level! And that’s where you’ll need hard work and sheer luck! And that’s so much fun it’s like risking your future for your course!! How exciting!

4. Third year- yuhoo!! Still there?? Aha… Sorry I didn’t recognize you!! You look like Brad Pitt’s or Angelina Jolie’s grandparents! Wrinkles all over your face and your ear and nose counts (that’s wrinkles of the world put into one). Should I go into details? Okay. One word… your Armageddon! Be ready for a special flight outside of the college (scary, awoo)! Of course, stress is there like a burger with wasabi!

5. Forth year – wooh!!! Gross!! You look like 16 years… before you die! Have you been time travelling? At last, the immunity you are asking for! No debarment! But stress continues with maximum horse power, travelling in a speed of light (speeding up your age!)! And now after the “many are called but few are Lucky” and the batch population is cut into half of the half and half of the half of the half is graduating in their 5^th year of residence, you’re a God!! Praise thee for tampering your three years in the college and you’re enchanting the word “Petix forever” or the phrase “my calculator said gimme more”. Yes you’re rejoicing just for the debarment. Just debarment and nothing more. The stress is still there, lingering and in his solitude, whispering in you, “Don’t go!! Stay in this college, make it two years”. But all of the advacs, the auditing, the iacs, the theory of accts and many more are making the stress powerful and laughing (evil mode: Bwahahahaha).

6. The IAC’s (summer fever) – this happens during the summer of your third year and forth year making you a June bride, I mean a June graduate! Stuck into your mind that its 7-5 not 65, raw scores. Yep! No more night life and if you don’t have night life before, don’t ever take a chance to have one! In a movie this would be the climax. You, the Jedi-wannabe, are about to swing the laser sword in darkvader’s head. Beware, not every protagonist won the battle because sometimes you will face debarment. Ows? Haha. And then after conquering the 15%, 20%, 25%, and 40% quizzes for a total of 101% of your grade, you are now ready to board the titanic and face your doom in the CPA board exam! ahaha

Now, stress is everywhere, and I think you should grab it and make yourself proud. You might get a degree, making your name “Mr. (state your name) PhD in Stress, CPA”. Now you overcome the obstacles of the great Paciolli making you a pound-for-pound accountant or an ordained lady/gentlemen of the sacred calculator.  Bravo! What is left for you to do is to put the letters C, P and A in your name (If you passed the board exam, haha!)!!!

LETS GO 100% CPA BOARD MAY2011